Oh my god. I just tried to apply somewhere and what I realized about 50 minutes into it? Ok so you know how they make you take tests and things for applications now? Well I realized they are making people forget who they are, forget what they feel and trying to make them respond the way they want you to. I mean when I took my very first test I chose every answer truthfully. But why would they want the truth? No they want you to lie, tell them everything they want to hear and be consistent about what they want to hear. They do not want a single answer to be the truth so you better respond to every single question with the lie they want to hear. So the people, the honest hard working people that try to do these tests…fail. I was on page 3, which had 10 questions, there was 13 Pages…and thats just PART of the assessment. There was like 35 or more questions BEFORE the 13 pages of 10 each. And those 35 took 30 minutes. I couldn’t finish. I had to stop before my mind melted to mush.
But I have to go to work….
Why am I always horny?
I have serious problems.
I’m drinking coffee before work too……
So now I am Caffeinated Horny….which is like the “Road Runner” of fucks…..
This is difficult…..
How can I go work when I am ‘Road Runner-Caffeinated’ Horny?
lady gaga’s dog is wearing my college tuition around her neck
OMG! That face! Its the ‘I’m better than you, my puppy pad is made from $100 bills and I eat out of King Arthur’s Holy Grail.’ face.